Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
His hands were made for my vagina.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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