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There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
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The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
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