dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
At least make sure they are 18
Why
Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
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