dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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