no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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