did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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