Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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