He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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