Do vagina's smell?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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