Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
