i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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