Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
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I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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