can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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