Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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