We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I don't think I have ever been told that I am "probably too drunk to pet the stingrays" by a cop before.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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