And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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