So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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