considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
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And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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