I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
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Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
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They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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