We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
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I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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