why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
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What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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