belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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