He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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