White coat. Heels.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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