If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
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