you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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