I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
this will be a night to untag.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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