The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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