They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I smell like Dick and happiness
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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