Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
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Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
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Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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