let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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