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say what?
wanna hang out?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
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I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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