Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
