giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Randomize
