why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
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i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
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Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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