She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
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