I'll bet she douches with gravy.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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