I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
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You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
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I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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