there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
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