even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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