no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
The power of my boobs compel you
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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