Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
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