Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize
