let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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