That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
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i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
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I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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