let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
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So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
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My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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