oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
Just fell out of the attic onto the garage floor. Okay but might go for an x ray. Smashed one of the kitchen drawers to bits.
Holy Shit Mom
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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