they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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