fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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