I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
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