is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
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