before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
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The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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