video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
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Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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