Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
high people should be assigned attendants
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
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Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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