I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
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Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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