Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
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I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
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Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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