You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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