I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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